the shaddapness...

Helena: Riddle? Riddle. So have you thought of an answer yet?
Sphinx: You can''t pass. I give up, I think, no wait, wait... Fine. What's the answer?
Helena: Okay. It's a herring.
Sphinx: But a herring isn't green.
Helena: You can paint it green.
Sphinx: But a herring doesn't hang on a wall.
Helena: You can nail it to a wall.
Sphinx: But a herring doesn't whistle!!!
Helena: Oh, come on. I just put that in to stop it from being too obvious.


Monkeybirds: Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob...
Malcolm: Malcolm.
Monkeybirds: Bob, Bob, Bob.


Valentine: You're hurt. Wait here.
Helena: What about you?
Valentine: Oh, I'm a panther. I shall slip unnoticed through the darkness... like a dark, unnoticeable slippy thing.


Sphinx: What is it?
Valentine: It's a secret
Sphinx: Well, what is it?
Valentine: It's a secret.
Sphinx: Please, just tell me.
Valentine: Look. An idiot!
Sphinx: Where?


Citizen: The charm.
minister: No, that's actually a chicken.
Citizen: The charm.
minister: I understand this must be quite painful for you but really it is a chicken.
chicken: I keep trying to tell him, he just doesn't listen.


Valentine: It's not safe up here
Helena: Don't be such a coward. It's perfectly-
[she falls through the floor]
Valentine: Coward? I prefer to think of myself as prudent, careful, and unlike some people I know, STILL UP HERE.


Valentine: I'm an important person you see. I have a tower, a wonderful tower it was, tall and grand.
Helena: Are you?
Valentine: Of course.
Helena: Where is your tower then?
Valentine: We aren't talking... We had an argument, you see.


-MIRRORMASK