FFVII:AC

MOST HIGHLY ANTICIPATED FILM OF THE YEAR/BIGGEST LET-DOWN

Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children finally came out on DVD after a painful 5 years of release dates and equal delays. it all adds up to tons of sweet action, a short story line and awe-inspiring CGA graphics that will knock your socks off. and to say the least, it wasn't as good as anticipated - unless you like pyro-technics. word to the wise: pirate this film first.

**1/2

because i'm behind...

Since I'm behind in blogging on here, I've decided to make another post. So here it is...

Well, one kind've funny thing I discovered was...well...here, i'll tell you what to do:

1. Go to www.google.com
2. Type in the word "failure"
3. Instead of clicking "Google Search," click "I'm Feeling Lucky."
4. Tehe...

Okay, so I found that funny for some reason. Maybe it's just me? Oh well. Personally, I would've voted Bush because I don't like Kerry (no, not because his last name is my first name. Even though that got annoying..). I'm not one for the whole abortion and gay marriages thing. And that's what John Kerry was going to make legal if elected president.

Okay, enough politics...



15 Great Ways To Get Revenge...

1. Revenge on a dirty roommate - using a hairdryer blow flour or powder under their door to give everything an awesome white coat...

2. Revenge on a neighbor - write a nasty message on your target's lawn in weed killer, they'll never get rid of the bald patches...

3. Revenge on anyone who doesn't live with you - put gelatin down your target's toilet, in a few days it'll get solid...

4. When your roommate goes away, water his/her carpet and sow mustard and cress seeds for a lush shag pile...

5. Revenge on a neighbor - replace weed killer with plant food - they'll curse their green fingers...

6. Float unwrapped chocolate bars and toilet paper in your neighbor's pool...

7. Get as many alarm clocks as possible, set them for different times throughout the night and hide them on your roommate's room...

8. Fill your coworker's umbrella or coat hood with hole-punch waster, or even better four for a sudden blizzard...

9. Take your friend's bike, get a ladder and raise it over a lamppost so that it passes through the whole in the middle of the bike frame. Hide and witness their frustration...

10. Take your boyfriend's favorite clubbing shirt and use an ultraviolet pen and write what's on your mind, under any black light your message will appear...

11. Revenge on golfers - put dog crap in golf holes...

12. Make up elaborate flyers for a wild party at your enemy's home and wait for the guests to arrive...

13. Place a singles ad with your ex's phone number in newspapers and websites...

14. Subscribe your enemy to every form of junk mail you can lay your hands on, the more embarrassing the better...

15. Subscribe your ex to all sorts of weird sex magazines but send them to his neighbor's...



alrighty, i'm done now.

thought i might as well

Here's one of the coolest guys I've drawn. He's a little hard to see. The pic was taken w/ my phone. I do like the way the lighting played w/ the background color of the paper.

Just out of curiosity, I'd like to see your guy's oppinions of my drawings. Or at least this one. I guess we could do a 1-10 star thing. Lke, [*---------] being horrible, and [**********] being awesome. Just a thought.

going away now

D$

cow-tipping in south alabama

cow-tipping can be easy and fun! just follow these simple safety rules and you can enjoy a fun-filled night without getting caught by farmer Fuddbucket or getting floored by a sleeping bovine.

1) always wear black. we all know the rules of rolling a house and egging a car. these also apply to cow-tipping. blending in with the dark night is always helpful for such covert operations.

2) always send in recon. there may be something the whole group can't run from at once, so it's always good to send in a friend or a brother to check things out before going ahead.

3) be vewwy vewwy quiet. cows have ears. ears are for hearing. in short, the cow can hear you coming if you're not quiet. so be sneaky for the sake of the whole group. please.

4) choose a cow. the one over in the corner standing up? NO! that's not easy to get out of once you've tipped her. and you can't run just anywhere. pick one standing nearest to a friend. then you can run and blame it on him.

5) be strategic. if you're careful enough, you can get the cow out in the open and still have time to run before it comes hurdling after you.

those are the 5 simple rules for cow-tipping. if you find this sort of thing amusing. personally, i would rather roll and egg the cows from the other side of the fence. it knocks out 3/3 things i've never done and it's more fun.

night night kitties!

Fags...and no not the Bundle of Sticks..well..NVM

So I stole this off Kerry's blog, but it was far to priceless to leave on only one site.

my apologies

ok, i really need to apologize to the members of the blog because i'm new and don't know anybody. i offended several, i do believe. i apologize. from now on, i will not post anything of a serious nature.

Kerry: sorry if i made it sound like you're a pathetic loser - i was really just trying to be nice.

Seth: ...nah...

Donald: I love you and just hope you aren't mad at me or anything.

EVERYONE ELSE: sorry

ok, anything else?

either this or guns... or swords...

In a desperate attempt to pull EaT[B/S] back to its original purpose, I shall post a couple pics. So, thinking unto myself, as shockingly I do from time to time, I said to me, "HALO always works." So me said to I, "Good idea." And thus these pics are in the being posted upon the "Community Blog."

(((sorry Heather, but that last post of yours was more for your blog. this blogs fer silly pictures, and random non-sense. like the designs for the potato cannon a while back. and oddly philosophical statements and questions posted like, "why aren't there water squirrels?"))

soccer

so this will probably be another null and void post but since that's all i'm good for i might as well do it the best i can. Anyway, our season is over and finished with a .500 record. 7-7-2. Not bad coming off of 1-46 if u ask me.

the more the merrier

Recent studies show that Evrybody & Their Brother/Sister needs more posters; or at least more posts from those who've actually participated in the posting. The results are as follows:

• AllEvrything: 35 (36)
• Patch: 11
• Austin: 7
• Seth: 6
• Kelison: 3
• ABHORSEN: 2
• D'Archanel: 2
• Davidicus: 0

**all information is completely accurate and not questionable...
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One can see that their are 68 posts total. More than half of those have been posted by your's truly, but that's besides the point. It can be assumed (...) that at least half of Seth's posts are not countable, and are thus null and void. Davidicus seems to be slacking slightly, so i'm not sure if he should even be counted among the "contributors." But no matter. As long as we all pitch in and keep this bugger alive, it'll all be good. But for goodness sake, keep me from having more than all your posts combined; I mean, guys, c'mon, that's just redunkulous.

i found this picture...

...there's nothing else to say.

epiphany

random pictures because i'm bored.

-- okay, i'm done now.

real men of genious

this position is very tedious and dangerous. it takes years to perfect and many hours of relaxation. relaxation is not something most humans have, so you can forget about learning this ancient art. or....

you could just knock back a couple of photoshop-imposed Guiness and Heiniken. this is what most college frat students look like after a party, anyway. so, you can either do this over several years...or several beers. but be warned, one of your friends will be present with a camera.