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In the fanatic spray of bullets, the insane Bush did happen to hit The Uncle. And yes, it did happen to hit him in the heart and kill him. But he decided that getting shot by a mad polititian was no way to go, so he jumped back into his body and decided to take his wound like a man and suck it up, realizing that a mortal wound is nothing to whine and die over. By the time he booted his body back up, the aforementioned Bush was standing over him. So, The Uncle, taking advantage of the opportunity presented, proceded to take hold of and tear off the man's left leg. Having thus done this, he then took to beating the other man down with his own left leg. What a way to go.

It's not the size that matters, but how you kill them...

TO SUM UP THIS ATTACK IN ONE WORD:.....STRATEGERY!

It turns out due to President Bush's falling approval rating, and having to put up with all these really annoying Midterm Election commercials; President Bush has gone insane. He grabed a M-16 and has commenced to kill EVRYBODY & Their Brother (alittle inside I know...) including The Faceless Uncle.






Does it make me unpatriotic (is that even how you say that?) that I want you guys to kill the president.

i may have reset this...

No one can escape the great uncle. There are stories. Some include (but are not limited to) the defeating of hundreds of russian midget mafia with a single AK and only one 30 round clip, something about surviving a rail road tie in the chest (why you stop at RR Xing), being the actual first man on the moon (he jumped), and something about catching a nuclear warhead and mounting it on his wall.

And Verily I sayeth unto you dudes, the war continues....

However, due to the Sherman Anti-Trust Act (1890) and the Clayton Act(1914) Bedivere and the Monopoly man Were thrown into Prison for operating Monopoly. Alas, no one can escape Uncle Sam!!!

"do not pass 'GO.' do not collect $200"

ARRGGHHH...back of the Throat...

...and we head on to scene 24 witch is a smashing scene with some lovely acting in which Arthur discovers a Vital clue...he burns the bunny with his box of 32 count matches, and then watches as Bedevere is arrested....

"who are you that is so wise in the ways of science"

..and the 100th post is mine!

And after realizing that the Chuck Norris jokes have been over done, Chuck Norris kills himself to do us all a favor... (after all no one else besides Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris)

And on the Horizon, a blinding light!!!

And sweeping in silently and undetected, The Stealth fighter releases an Atomic Bomb over the Soldiers....

Thus rendering the Special Forces into tiny Subatomic particles......

bing bang boom, you're fired ed

The boys are back in town...
Special Forces comes in and eliminates the threat.

The Patch Giveth and the Patch Taketh Away...

...and thus the Ninja swept in like a scrumtrilescently sneaky sweeping like thing....

...and with his box of Explosives.....

instead of Sean of the Dead...

Who woulda thunked it?

It turns out that HILLBILLY JOHN had consumed so much alcohol in his life that mere poison served more as a refreshing beverage than a means to kill him. After, his several day hangover He emerges from his grave to reak havoc once again!!!