Evrybody & whatever it is now: 05.2006

15.5.06

hmmm...

ever wonder what would happen if a cat got high/drunk? i do. doesn't mean i'll try it. but i still wonder...

10.5.06

please

go here:

http://abhorsen1983.blogspot.com/2006/05/kuon-memories-of-waves-and-light.html

So this is my "gun collection." I might go ahead and mention that there are two that aren't in the picture. I might also mention that the PPK (top left pistol) and the .357 (top right pistol) are not airsoft but bb pistols (not toys). And sense I'm mentioning stuff already, I might as well mention that the FAMAS and the H&K G36 (far left and right rifles, respectively) are both for sale. ($40 each, if you're interested. accesories not shown). The M16 (you should all know which one that is, but it's the second rifle from the left) is by far the coolest, followed very closely by the MP5 (the only other rifle) and the SW40F (the second pistol from the left). The M93R is the first one I ever bought. It's only spring and I've retired it due to the fact that it only works 'cause I put a screw through it to hold the piston catch in place. The picture was taken w/ my phone and the light wasn't too good, so that's why it's kinda blurry, but you can still get the picture: I have too many. But that's ok. I'm like the arms dealer of airsoft guns when the battles roll around.

I used alot of parenthetical expressions in that paragraph.

Speaking of airsoft battles, I'm looking forward to June 'cause the camping trips'll start back up then, along with some airsoft fun. I've thought of a couple of "gametypes" so it's not just ruthless evry man for himself pitiful excuse for combat.

6.5.06

of rediscoveries and random stuff

So I've found a new second favorite candy: pop rocks. They're so... so... poppy. It's like eating flavored sugar that explodes in your mouth. Perfect for the entertainment of small minds at 1:00 in the morning. They keep your throat popping for like, 10 minutes after your done with them. I've also rediscovered my love for gummi bears... mmm so tasty.
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I've also rediscovered the ability for female-folk to get you to listening (and liking) sappy-sweet love-type songs.
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I rediscovered my love for drawing too. I drew this really cool lizardfolk sorta guy. He had really cool armor and swords and stuff. I like drawing dragons and lizardly people more than humans 'cause you don't have to be completely accurate proportion-wise and you can make 'em look however you want them to look.

Here's some cool picture from some weird-ish book. Some jack-in-the-box guy and other toys try to fight some evil person making toy-zombies and trying to save some pricess-type person. It might be a good book, who knows. It's a cool picture non-the-less. I want to make a bard/swashbuckler character (D&D) and use this pic as his basis. His name obviously would have to be Toasty.

ok, enough outta me.

3.5.06

dude...where's my car?

DON'T EVER TAKE YOU'RE CAR TO A BACKWOODS/FAMILY/COUNTRY MECHANIC

heed these words. i'm not even kidding. i've seen the light. you must be warned.
someone said my car had more damage to it than was previously thought (this person is a backwoods mechanic). now i'm curious to see what bill penny toyota has to say.
compacted mud can most likely crush an engine, but i think this guy just wanted to get paid.

BE CAREFUL! make sure they didn't get their mechanics degree at Earl's Car Repair and Taxedermy.

2.5.06

Um.........uh..........poop

So my post count on here is slowly falling behind and in order to revive it I just though, hey, lets bug the crap out of everyone and make light of anyones situation by any means necessary

Can't we all just get along, can't we all just sing a song?

All we are saying is give peace a chance.

What would Jesus do?

Your my brother your my sister, so take me by the hand. Together we will work until he comes again.

Live and let die.

Lets not bicker and argue about who killed who. This is supposed to be a happy occasion.

So why would you care to get out of this place, you and me and all our friends, such a happy human race.

Do unto others as if they were you.

To ere is human, to forgive divine.

and other such quotes that are cliche and totally overused that can fit into any said occassion. So basically this was a waste of time, and I'm not really expecting to get a comment.

"Dude, suck it up." -The Book of Corti