Rule Number 5: You're an Idiot.

*You throw in the Pope and the world goes straight to Hell...*

The beautiful Lady in Red walks by, Neo turns his head. BANG...he's dead. Straight from the movie. Sure, in the movie it was just a practice run....but Neo (although THE ONE) is still a guy with a wang. So when the hot girl walks by, yeah...he's gonna be looking.

take it down a notch.

I have to say that some ppl have taken this a little too far. It's supposed to be simple. Yes, you can use the pope, but use it as a legitamate counter-attack. Like against a quaker or something. And Seth... leave it to you to take it that much further.
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So, in conclusion, I use Neo. Who kills the french pansy with surreal, supernatural, and matrixical moves... and alotta guns.
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Here's a quick list of good and not-so-good counter-attacks:
GOOD:
Smith
Computer Virus
A hacker
Computer Nerd
Lag
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BAD:
A chronic ear infection
Busy schedule
Decided that peace was the answer
Wanted to pet the goat
etc.
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Just some quick pointers. Always remember: if you can't draw it and accurately represent it with just a pencil on a piece of paper in the middle of class, it's probly too complicated.

Behold, the Frenchman with a pair

Unforseeneth by the pope however, was just how far his papal power extended. In laying them to rest in the dirt he inadvertantly raised Philip IV from the dead...

The pope was then excommunicated from his own church, kidnapped by Philip's men, and soon thereafter died from "unknown causes."

"La vie longue le Roi!!!"

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust...

"Ye and God spoke to Abraham, you will kill your son Issac, and Abraham said I can't hear you; you will have to speak into the microphone. And God said oh I'm sorry is this better? Check check check check. Jerry pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."

*and thusly the Pope laid them both to rest under the ground from whence they came...