cow-tipping can be easy and fun! just follow these simple safety rules and you can enjoy a fun-filled night without getting caught by farmer Fuddbucket or getting floored by a sleeping bovine.
1) always wear black. we all know the rules of rolling a house and egging a car. these also apply to cow-tipping. blending in with the dark night is always helpful for such covert operations.
2) always send in recon. there may be something the whole group can't run from at once, so it's always good to send in a friend or a brother to check things out before going ahead.
3) be vewwy vewwy quiet. cows have ears. ears are for hearing. in short, the cow can hear you coming if you're not quiet. so be sneaky for the sake of the whole group. please.
4) choose a cow. the one over in the corner standing up? NO! that's not easy to get out of once you've tipped her. and you can't run just anywhere. pick one standing nearest to a friend. then you can run and blame it on him.
5) be strategic. if you're careful enough, you can get the cow out in the open and still have time to run before it comes hurdling after you.
those are the 5 simple rules for cow-tipping. if you find this sort of thing amusing. personally, i would rather roll and egg the cows from the other side of the fence. it knocks out 3/3 things i've never done and it's more fun.
night night kitties!
2 comments:
do these same rules apply to north alabama? haha :P
you mean they have thigs that go "moo" over there?
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